Arse-Icons !

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?" Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

( _E=mc2_) a smart arse or wise arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse


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( ! ) arse-to-arse