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Τετάρτη 29 Αυγούστου 2007
Δευτέρα 27 Αυγούστου 2007
Κυριακή 26 Αυγούστου 2007
Σάββατο 11 Αυγούστου 2007
Lawyers and grandmas
Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you n eve r will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you n eve r will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Jokaki
...Χθες το βράδυ, καθόμασταν με τη γυναίκα μου στο τραπέζι συζητώντας διάφορα θέματα και φθάσαμε να μιλάμε για την ευθανασία. Στο θέμα της επιλογής μεταξύ ζωής και θανάτου, της είπα:
" Μην μ' αφήσεις ποτέ να ζήσω σ' αυτή την απαίσια κατάσταση, να εξαρτώμαι από μία μηχανή και να ταίζομαι από το υγρό μιας μπουκάλας. Εάν με δεις σε τέτοια κατάσταση, αποσύνδεσε τα μηχανήματα που με κρατάνε στη ζωή". Οπότε η γυναίκα μου σηκώθηκε, αποσύνδεσε την τηλεόραση, έσβησε τον υπολογιστή και πέταξε τη μπύρα μου.
" Μην μ' αφήσεις ποτέ να ζήσω σ' αυτή την απαίσια κατάσταση, να εξαρτώμαι από μία μηχανή και να ταίζομαι από το υγρό μιας μπουκάλας. Εάν με δεις σε τέτοια κατάσταση, αποσύνδεσε τα μηχανήματα που με κρατάνε στη ζωή". Οπότε η γυναίκα μου σηκώθηκε, αποσύνδεσε την τηλεόραση, έσβησε τον υπολογιστή και πέταξε τη μπύρα μου.
Παρασκευή 3 Αυγούστου 2007
Τετάρτη 1 Αυγούστου 2007
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